A SHORT RESPONSE TO AN UNSPECIFIED MEMORANDUM OF A PERSONAL NATURE

My Dear Professor Diahlingrassarian:

I am in receipt of your cryptic message. So many walls between words and understanding. Details obscure but we thrive within those shadows. Please be so kind as to more fully describe the intrigues between you and V. and K. The gossips, please. For otherwise here I am like Lewis without Clark, wandering the hills looking for our slice of paradise (I am always thinking mostly of you and not myself, of course) while you are awash in slathery naked sweaty flesh of nubile protruberances, it seems. Betrayal is a deep dark river and the ocean is far away. I am insulted and belittled and lonely, but I remain

Affectionately yours.
Dr. Mulasz Sinphedra